Gregory Bovino Dunked on While Trying to Crawl Back to Relevancy

Diminutive Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino has been trying to use Twitter to stage a comeback to absolutely disastrous results.

The 55-year-old, 5’4 Bovino is back on Twitter after being removed from both Minnesota and the website. After ICE murdered two individuals in Minnesota, under his watchful eye, he was put on a short leash and ejected from his post. However, now he’s back and is *checks notes* trolling people online about the tragic loss of innocent lives. Okay.

He kicked things off by taunting Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker, threatening to bring “his” agents back to Chicago. He then tried to hit Pritzker with a joke about his weight, but forgot that he’s too short to ride half of the roller coasters at Six Flags. Bovino was immediately dogpiled by commenters calling him a wannabe nazi, an actual fascist, and, of course, making fun of his diminutive stature.

Bovino then, in truly unemployed behavior, took the time to reply to each insult. However, his heart wasn’t in it, as he was only able to reply with “Lol” to most comments. ICE really isn’t sending their best or their brightest. Oof, or maybe they are. YIKES.

The pile-on came after Bovino tried to push back against Pritzker’s statement that he, Kristi Noem, and Stephen Miller should lose their jobs over the fatal shootings of two U.S. citizens.

Bovino reshared the post, saying, “Nah, gubner, too busy leading agents to arrest illegal aliens. Besides, Chicago may need another double-digit drop in a whole smorgasbord of violent crime, compliments of the Green Machine. Perhaps we could meet for a sugar-free slice of heirloom apple pie -on me!” God this guy is sucjh an unlikeable dweeb.

By the way, the “Green Machine” is what Bovino calls the untrained, masked thugs wreaking havoc around the nation.

“Are you tall enough to be on this app?” asked one very concerned netizen.

“Please slip back into the s--thole that [you] snuck out of?” another begged.

“Hey Gestapo Greg!! Where have you been????”

That, of course, is in reference to the Nazi-esque trenchcoat that Bovino is often seen wearing.

Huh - I didn’t know that they sold replica SS uniforms in a Boy’s Husky XL size (with a 26-inch inseam).